Re-wild the human population -THE MASTERPLAN

Do away with technology, infact do away with everything that we have now.

We should re-wild.

Animals and insects are our peers, next time you should have animal friends because they are earthlings. You are earthling. Everyone is earthling. Remember, we are EARTHLINGs

Hi I am xiao qiang, your potential best friend. What do you mean which one? We are all xiao qiangs!

No human community should be bigger than 20000. Yes you heard it right, 20000 not 200000. Why 20000? Because 200001 is one too many. Hey wait, as my friend shitney had gladly pointed out, that is the size of roughly 4-6 HDB flats in Singapore.

Yea liddat. Nice sia.

Wait earthlings, dont get too excited. I am not done yet. ThAT IS NOT ENOUGH! For each community, they need to be separated by a region of WILDERness.

Beautiful. Just so Beautiful.

There should be no export, we should get rid of ALL capitalism. There should be no cars, no trains, just sailing. If Air transport is required, we must use a solar power blimp!

Sure this one solar powered? If not cannot use ah

Okay la okay la. Dont say I am too bad to you earthlings (me included) okay? Although we are like going back to be primates. We will keep our communication between each community!

So what does that mean?

YOUR IPHONE STILL CAN USE LA!

Other than all that, we are overpopulating. We are giving birth to too many idiots who consume too much of our resources. We will find a radical way to reduce our population to 1 billion. How? I show you how!

*Call someone*

Me: Hello!

Someone: Hi er may I kno…

Me: Congratulations!

Someone: Huh?

Me: You are chosen to be part of our re-wild human population project! You get to save thousands of lives of insects animals and other species of the Earth! Its a privilege !

Someone: Oh so what do I have to do?

Me: Very easy one… Give us your life! It will help us reduce the worlds population to 1 Billion!

See? Its simple. Radical and creative way to get things done. Earthlings, make your stand.

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Do you think this post is totally ridiculous, here is the ridiculous part : It is made by Paul Watson (A FREAKING REAL GUY WHO WAS MENTIONED BY TIMES AS ONE OF THE PEOPLE WHO CAN CHANGE OUR EARTH.)

Want an even more ridiculous twist?

It is our General Paper Comprehension Paper.

Ha.ha.

If theres one thing that will distract me…

It got to be facebook

When in the past people i was obsessed with maple story, now im totally addicted to facebook.

Its just the ultimate good fuuzzly warm feeling when you post a note and there are comments pouring in.

It is also also the ultimate place for people to declare their love…

They are guys. But facebook is not homophobic!

But what is really really alluring about facebook is its real time feed about the world’s big happening. It respond real time to whatever disasters or events that is potentially world shocking.

A search of Michael Jackson right after his death (I got to know of his death through my friends’ facebook status) will show you how big a star he is when there are more than 500 fan clubs each with tens of thousands of fans in it.

The list is inexhaustible.

It also allow us to pay tribute to the great star in more than the conventional way of writing a note…

We do his quiz and find out what song of his we are…

Makes me really sad after going through all that. I was not really a big fan of his, however I am proud to say that I once declared that no matter what he did, he is still a legend. And that was before his death. It is really sad that people only really realised his achievement and contribution to the world after he dies.

erm. okay.

So I decided to do a search on “Victor Gan” secretly wishing that there will be that one teeny weeny group of people that idolises me and I do not know!

And I typed…

Searched…

WHAT THE!

First Post!

Hah. This is pretty surreal and unreal that I am starting to blog again! And its during this time when there is Blocs and everyone is mugging like dogs.

But I just had the sudden urge to write stuff, to blog and just to let out my feelings once in a while. I wouldnt call it a full comeback because I dont know how long this “sudden urge” will last, but I am hoping it will be pretty long because the days ahead do look gloomy and I can have my dose of stress-relieving stuff up here. Hehe.

So the past month of june holiday had been one of the most eventful one. Other than mugging, I slept, eat… OH DID I MENTION BREATHING?

Im guessing that almost everyone in Hwa Chong pretty much led the same life in June. This won’t do. If this carries on, we will see all of us playing SCREAM characters without make up.

Me after June Holidays.

We ought to take a break, take sometime to chill… catch a movie or two…

We need a big change.

Breaking news: Micheal Jackson died at the age of 50. I have always loved his moonwalk and torso jerking moves. Now that he is dead, all the controversy will die with him and the only thing he will leave behind is his popstar legacy.